W-W-What Did I Do?

*sniffle*

I d-d-don’t know what I did to deserve this. I’ve always been a lovely reader, I swear.

Really.

Really, really.

But sometimes some of your blogs are downright m-m-mean to me when I v-v-visit.

*solitary glistening tear trickling down my cheek*

Remember when Words Words Words’s blog called me ?

Huh? Remember that?

*sniff*

Then remember when Candy’s blog called me a ?

*pout*

And remember how Callista’s blog accused m-m-me of being ?

(I know! Me? Mental?)

(ME?!)

(Pffft! As if!)

*sniffle*

Well, I’m both shocked and saddened to report that it’s h-h-happened again.

Yes. AGAIN.

This time it was Nikki’s blog. Uh-huh. Darling Nikki’s d-d-darling blog.

*blinking tears away*

All I was trying to d-d-do was leave a totally innocent comment for N-N-Nikki, I swear, and then-- and then Nikki’s b-b-blog went and said this to me: .

Mm-hmm. That’s right.

"Run, sissy."

*sniffle*

I don’t know what I did to deserve that, b-b-but I… umm… I gotta g-g-go. I’ve got something in m-m-my eye....

*sniff*

’Bye.

*abandoning all dignity and running away as freaking fast as I can while screaming for my mommy ‘cuz Nikki’s blog is a total badass effer which I'm pretty sure could give me a serious butt whuppin'*

(NOT that that makes me a sissy. No. It just makes me smart.)

(very, very smart)

(really)

(shut up)
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