Monday, May 3, 2010

Target Practice



Memo to self: the next time you decide to go shopping at Target, darlin’, it might be a good idea NOT to wear your red sweatshirt with your tan shorts….



…. unless you actually like being asked where the infant formula and fitting rooms are.

Over.

And.

Over.

And.

Over.

Again.

Just FYI, ‘kay?

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14 comments:

Scope said...

Maybe the "Hello, My Name Is:" badge confused them?

And a blue shirt and khaki pants also EPIC FAIL in Best Buy.

MJenks said...

Yeah...I can see how that would be...misleading...

Soda and Candy said...

Heh. Just be glad you DON'T actually work there. Although, a staff discount at Target... Hmmm.

SkylersDad said...

That's the difference between men and women. Just ask Scope to confirm this, we would be having a grand old time sending people on wild goose chases ll over the store.

words...words...words... said...

Hahahaha. Sorry, but that is kind of funny. Although I'm disturbed that so many people cannot tell the difference between pink and red.

BeckEye said...

Just start giving people messed up directions. "See Electronics? OK, don't go anywhere near there. What you want to do is go down this aisle here, then make the first left. But if you start nearing the Automotive aisle, turn right immediately. Then walk as far as you can go and turn left. If you're in the cracker aisle, you've gone too far."

mochajavalatte said...

I always knew you were a walkin fool on your treadmill but I had NO IDEA you were so teensy!!! Is it weird that this is what I gleaned from this post?! Either way, rockin hot bod lady!

J.J. said...

I would soooooo do what Becks suggested!!! Then you'd hear "Clean up on aisle 5" because I'll have peed my pants as they walked away. ; )

Sassy Britches said...

*snorts*

*snorts* AGAIN.

All-out *gufaw*

*pees a little*

Dr Zibbs said...

Once somebody asked me where something was in a store and I just made soemthing up.

J.J. said...

Your title is very 'on target'. A woman went into a Target store in Hollywood yesterday and stabbed* 4 people, screaming, "The witness protection plan is no protection". If she wanted to hide herself, she shouldn't have gone into a Target store with knives. lol!

*1 is in critical condition but expected to survive. The woman was taken down by an off-duty police officer who was shopping in the store.

words...words...words... said...

That Target is only a block from my work, and my PA was shopping there just an hour before it happened. Eek.

mo.stoneskin said...

I hope you exploited the opportunity and sent them to the hardware section.

I've found that wearing my Baywatch costume to the beach is also a big mistake.

Other things I've learnt don't work. Dressing up as a policeman during riots or wearing my doctor's outfit when visiting grandma in hospital.

Callista said...

thanks for the laugh!