Friday, January 14, 2011

Oh, To Be a Teenage Girl!


My daughter has a friend. Let’s call her “Dippy,” because she is.

Dippy got mad at Gwen the other day because Gwen invited another girl over to our house this weekend. Dippy decided to get revenge. Her revenge? She claimed she fell, hit her head, got amnesia, and didn’t remember who Gwen was anymore.

Uhh…. okaaaayyyyyyyy.

(You see why I call her Dippy, right? Sharpest knife in the drawer, she is NOT.)

So, Gwen got HER revenge by “reminding” Dippy in front of everyone at school that before she got “amnesia” she lost a bet to Gwen and owes Gwen $1000!

And suddenly—*POOF*—just like magic, Dippy’s “amnesia” was cured.

GOD, I ADORE TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!




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7 comments:

J.J. in L.A. said...

Go, Gwen! I've never seen the movie but love that clip. Thankfully, I grew up with (mostly) boys and knew how not to get sucked into all the back-stabbing.

Kal said...
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Kal said...

Gwen is too Awesome. But that is what you get from studying at the feet of the master. Woe be to Scope if you two ever make him the target of your withering sarasms. You both deliver the 'snark' of only the highert vintage. Classic.

Shana said...

Yay to Gwen

Prunella Jones said...

All teen girls should just stop and ask themselves "What would Kimmy Gibbler Do?"

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Teenaged girls suck...of course NOT Frick and Gwen.

Vodka Mom said...

welcome to hell. I lived there for ten years.


Now, you help her kick ass.