Thursday, September 15, 2011

Make no mistake, I am MOST DEFINITELY feeling secure NOW




So, this afternoon a security guard attempted to escort me from Wednesday's school while I was waiting to pick her up. He called me "Miss" and told me to take my backpack and leave the grounds.

What the—?!

I was just about to go all Enraged Crazy Redhead on him when we suddenly both realized his mistake: he thought I was a loitering kid from a rival school!

*sputter*

It's funny how one can go from murderously ticked off to obscenely flattered in 0.3 seconds when mistaken for a 17 year old, huh?

BEST security guard EVER!



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6 comments:

So. Cal. Gal said...

That's too funny, you cutie, you!

If the security guard was the one in the picture I would've reassured him that I was over the age of consent and 'attacked' him.

Scope said...

So. Cal. Gal - This being a Chicago Public High School, I would be willing to bet that he didn't look like that.

So. Cal. Gal said...

We had a tall, blonde, yummy hall guard (decades ago when things were 'safer' so he wasn't "security") and all the girls had a crush on him.

I remember him coming into the piano room that I was practicing in and if I'd known then what I know now, I would have attacked him. ; )

FRANNIE said...

We have previously discussed the "Awesomeness" of this situation.

*High Five* Girl!

Joshua said...

This.

And nothing else needs to be said. Spectacular.

Vodka Mom said...

I just want someone to say, "Can I see some ID?" when I order wine.