So, this afternoon a security guard attempted to escort me from Wednesday's school while I was waiting to pick her up. He called me "Miss" and told me to take my backpack and leave the grounds.
I was just about to go all Enraged Crazy Redhead on him when we suddenly both realized his mistake: he thought I was a loitering kid from a rival school!
It's funny how one can go from murderously ticked off to obscenely flattered in 0.3 seconds when mistaken for a 17 year old, huh?
BEST security guard EVER!