So, this afternoon a security guard attempted to escort me from Wednesday's school while I was waiting to pick her up. He called me "Miss" and told me to take my backpack and leave the grounds.
What the—?!
I was just about to go all Enraged Crazy Redhead on him when we suddenly both realized his mistake: he thought I was a loitering kid from a rival school!
*sputter*
It's funny how one can go from murderously ticked off to obscenely flattered in 0.3 seconds when mistaken for a 17 year old, huh?
BEST security guard EVER!
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6 comments:
That's too funny, you cutie, you!
If the security guard was the one in the picture I would've reassured him that I was over the age of consent and 'attacked' him.
So. Cal. Gal - This being a Chicago Public High School, I would be willing to bet that he didn't look like that.
We had a tall, blonde, yummy hall guard (decades ago when things were 'safer' so he wasn't "security") and all the girls had a crush on him.
I remember him coming into the piano room that I was practicing in and if I'd known then what I know now, I would have attacked him. ; )
We have previously discussed the "Awesomeness" of this situation.
*High Five* Girl!
This.
And nothing else needs to be said. Spectacular.
I just want someone to say, "Can I see some ID?" when I order wine.
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