Tuesday, June 1, 2010

You Can’t Handle The Truth!

Sooo, last week the most ubersplendiferous JJ in LA tagged me with the Bold Faced Liar Creative Writer Blogger Award, which looks a little something like this:

Ain’t that purty?

Of course, to receive this award in a legit manner (as opposed to just ripping it off) there are a few rules I must follow:

•Express gratitude to the blogger who bestowed the award unto you.
•Display the picture on your blog proudly.
•Be nice and provide a link to the person who gave it to you.
•Tell up to 6 outrageous lies about yourself, and at least 1 outrageous truth, or switch it around and tell 6 outrageous truths and 1 outrageous lie.
•Nominate 7 creative writers who might be into doing this.
•Post links to the seven blogs you nominate and let the owners of those blogs know.

Mm-kay, so I’m going to tell you seven things and only ONE of them is a lie. Think you know which one is a ridiculous falsehood? Hmm? Well, do ya, punk?! Leave a comment and let me know.

1. I once ate an entire Entenmann’s Chocolate Cake in a single day and it was gooOOooOOood.

2. I once ate an entire lemon as a snack and it was gooOOooOOood.

3. In a clothing store I once met the lame-tastic band SWV (raise your hand if you remember them...... no?...... that's what I thought) and accidentally ticked them off ‘cuz had no flippin’ idea who they were and *gasp* treated them like regular people.

4. I have an autographed picture of The Soup Nazi hanging in my kitchen.

5. I have a ladle autographed by The Soup Nazi hanging in my kitchen.

6. Over the weekend I got yelled at by a pregnant woman who is mad at me because I invited her to my wedding and she can’t find a dress big enough to fit her.

7. I once caught a snake in my backyard and wrapped it around my neck and made a boy run away from me screaming in terror.

Okay, so which one of those statements is a lie? Let me know what you think.

And while you’re busy mulling it over, I’m going to nominate the following bloggers to lie their faces off: Words Words Words, The Vegetable Assassin, Cal, Candy, Gwen, Soda & Candy, and God…. hey, whatever happened to him anyway???? Let’s see if we can’t lure him back into blogging, shall we?

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Scope said...

No comment for you. You wait. One year!

And I have no idea who that band is / was.

mo.stoneskin said...

Nobody has ever eaten an entire lemon and thought it was good.

SkylersDad said...

I agree with Mo, the lemon has to be the lie!

Gwen said...

Just to be different, I'm going to say you lied about the ladle.

Thanks for the tag! Now I have material.

Soda and Candy said...

I think the snake one has to be a lie.

Also, god help me now I have to come up with things about me that are interesting enough to read?

Anonymous said...

I think they are all lies. LOL! Just kidding, but I am going to have to go with the lemon because I can't even picture eating an entire lemon and enjoying it.

J.J. said...

Ubersplendiferous??? Ooo-kay. ; )

I'm gonna say the ladle is the lie. I'm positive the lemon-eating isn't a lie, because I've done it. Many times.

words...words...words... said...

I want to say the lemon, but it seems too obvious. Plus you could have dipped it in sugar. So I'm going to say the picture of the Soup Nazi.

And thank you for giving me and my neglected blog something to write about :)